Dandy Dangler

That otherwise dandy boy that enjoys walking around a men's locker room completely disrobed after showering. The Dandy Dangler type enjoy shaving, blow drying their hair and even introducing themselves and conducting conversations with others while completely naked.

Jeff: Back in a minute Broohhhh! Gotta run to the locker room and take a piss.
John: Ok Brahhhh! Watch out for that Ron guy that comes here. I saw him go in the locker room about 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: Great. That dude's a Dandy Dangler. He was chatting me up good the other day and I got no time for a sausage party in there.

Dandy Dangler by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Danky Dan 

Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.

Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.

Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.

Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.

Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.

Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!

Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!

Danky Dan by goanna greg April 8, 2019

Danky Dan 

Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.

Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.

Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.

Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.

Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.

Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!

Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!

Danky Dan by goanna greg April 8, 2019

daddy dan howell

Daddy Dan Howell is what a lot of confused horny teenagers call internet star Daniel Howell or otherwise knows as Danisnotonfire when he does something hot or mildly sexy.

Daniel Howell : winks at camera because of lame innuendo

Every horny teenage girl/boy: OMG DADDY DAN HOWELL FUCK ME UNTIL MY FACE FALLS OFF ASDFGHJKL YASSS

daddy dan howell by Kawaiipineapple December 10, 2017

daddy dan 

When your trying to be freaking but don't want to mix up your daddy's

Whilst I was eating my cheese roll she called me daddy dan

daddy dan by Mcslide destroyer February 24, 2017

Daddy Dan 

A guy who thinks hes big but actually isn't normally around 140-150 lbs but claims to be 160 fucks girls without condoms and gets them to take plan b after and thinks hes daddy when in fact hes a little boy gg

Ou Daddy dan is looking like a snack today ( talking about himself in the 3rd person)

Daddy Dan by trainman123 April 4, 2019

Danning / Dan/ DAnny 

means funny or wacky in some way

can make a joke out of any thing
a non-white person that makes fun of white people

1) DAMN these chicks love my Danning ability

2) HAHAHAHA i got into truble by being a dan

3)IMMA GO DANNY ON UR WHITE CRACKER ASS

Danning / Dan/ DAnny by Dannyshizzle WEe February 14, 2005