Dandere 

Dandere, oftenly confused with kuudere, is a common anime trope used to describe people who are often quiet and extremely shy towards people they like. Despite this, once they do start to conversate (usually awkwardly) with the one they admire, they become more open and less shy.
The reason this is confused with the definition kuudere is because both tropes hardly talk, and occasionally show their more open side. A kuudere is someone who is often emotionless and clueless, but will sometimes show their loving and kind/sympathetic side.

A character that is a dandere: Hinata Hyuga from Naruto.
A character that is a kuudere, not a dandere: Kanade Tachibana from Angel Beats!

dude: "ahahaa, *insert name here* is such a dandere. she hardly talks but she's for some reason really nice and open to me. rarely, though."

dude 2: "man, you are so lucky."

Dandere by iiToxicMinded November 28, 2016

Ur dads a lesbian 

When Your mom gay fails to work because your opponent came back at u with "No U" hit em' with this one. not only will it end their life, but then it'll mean that their dad likes girls and that's gay because girls like PP

You: Your mom is gay.

Opponent: No U
You: Ur dads a lesbian
Opponent: *turns gay and dies*

Ur dads a lesbian by eggwater March 5, 2018

The Dads car 

A car that everyones friend's dad has that is very fast.

Eh bro you got the dads car today I wanna go fast in it. Hey Greg can you drive your dads car today

The Dads car by yeahIk April 25, 2022

The DADS

The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.

"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"

The DADS by Devin B June 13, 2006

Rip Roarin' Dandied 

A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.

I am getting rip roarin' dandied tonight.

Rip Roarin' Dandied by Jagsh February 16, 2009

Dandan

An angel sent from heaven whose eyes are like stars in the sky and smile which brightens up anyone’s day

She is Dandan and you are so lucky to have her in your life

Dandan by Sostrong June 16, 2020

Dandelion 

An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.

Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."

Dandelion by tangentjif April 19, 2017