They have a very sparse vocabulary, however they think they're incredible intelligent even though they fail every class they have. They cannot speak without saying "fuck/ing" after every 2 words. No exaggeration.
Dando's tell people that they're a crip or in a gang, even though they probably will never have the balls to commit an actual criminal offence. They think everyone should be scared of them, even though they never stick by their threats.
They know that that no one else except their own kind will ever accept them, so even though they all hate each other, they're all friends anyway.
You can find them hanging out on Dando Ave (obviously), on the city bus, in local parks, in their friends basements, or sometimes in the mall.
Never befriend a dando, because there is a 99.99% chance that you yourself will become one of them. YOU DO NOT WANT THAT! If you ever come across a dando and wonder how they became that way, there are 2 possibilities: they were peer pressured to become one or just wanted a group to fit in with OR their parent(s) are a dando(s). There is NO cure for dandoitis.
Dando 2: OHH SHIT MAN FUCK YEAH ITS GONNA BE FUCKING BOMB ASS SHIT YO
Jermain "I know right haha
Theo "Nah Mate, I was being dando"