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lieutenant danchez 

A Lieutenant Danchez is the act of giving a traditional dirty sanchez. However, the giver delivers it to the receiver via the reciever’s prosthetic arm.
Man, I went hoggin’ with Marsha last night after the show. She woke me up this morning and said she smelled shit. But she didn’t know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled to myself and thought, “It wasn’t done by my hands!!!”
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Lieutenant Danchez 

It is the same as a traditional Dirty Sanchez, but the giver of the Lieutenant Danchez uses the reciever’s prosthetic arm and hand to wipe the reciever’s upper lip.
Man, I went hoggin’ last night after the show. When she woke up this morning she said she smelled shit, but she didn't know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled and thought, it wasn’t done by MY hands!!!

Dirty Danchez 

Similar to the "dirty sanchez" though instead of a fecal matter mustache. The matter on hand is applied as war paint, which will be worn proudly.
Last night Danny gave his wife a unexpected Dirty Danchez.
Dirty Danchez by Dabsquatch September 18, 2021

Danchels 

A word created over 20 years ago. It is when a Vietnamese boy is attracted to a Caucasian girl. It is commonly used when the boy is OBSESSED with the girl and talks about her non-stop.
"Does Danny have Jungle Fever?"

"No man, he's all about the Danchels lately."
Danchels by Nick Truong December 13, 2007

danchell 

A Danchell is a caring friend and sister who is always there, you must always trust a danchell they are the most trustworthy person you'll ever meet or to be , she is always positive about the negative, she'll always make time for you and leave you alone and will always love you to death
Jazzy:danchell would you care if I die
Danchell:no
Jazzy:would you take a bullet for me
Danchell:no
Jazzy:*cries*
Danchell:wait you didn't let me finish
Danchell:I wouldn't cared if you died I'll cry if you die
Danchell:I wouldn't take a bullet for you I will take a bullet for you
danchell by Jazzyleen October 25, 2020

Dirty Dan-chez 

A variation of the dirty sanchez. Primarily relating to teenage males who leave the engine or "upper lip" of their car dirty or "shitty" when displaying their car to other car nuts.
After noticing that the pictures of Dan's car contained a very dirty engine compartment, we called him "Dirty Dan-chez"
Dirty Dan-chez by helldorardo December 26, 2004
1. When dancheck tries to emulate a chef.
How did the chicken turn out, danchef?
danchef by nat January 30, 2005