danceflooralgia

The physical and emotional pain felt due to the inability to access a dancefloor .

The deep, painful nostalgia for dancefloors, basslines, discoballs (even smoke machines) and sweaty, euphoric bodies moving in ecstasy.

My danceflooralgia was super acute last night, a dripping faucet turned into a badass bass in my dreams and my feet couldn't stop tapping in bed.

The COVID pandemic created widespread danceflooralgia amongst ravers worldwide.

danceflooralgia by ivanji December 8, 2020

Dancefloor Digout 

When you're at a club grinding on a female and you fingerblast her.

"Damn Chris you were so drunk last night..."

"I know I was grinding on Amy so hard during 'Get Low' I ended up giving her a Dancefloor Digout!"

Dancefloor Digout by @DanW24 March 12, 2010

dancefloor 

1. adj. fashionably attractive or impressive
• excellent : as exclam.

The blueberry gruyere at the cheese shop is so dancefloor, Sheryl.

A teeth-whitening app for the Iphone? Dancefloor!

Tom's had a fever for two days now. He's not feeling very dancefloor.

dancefloor by Magic B Ball April 22, 2009

shred it on the dancefloor 

to dance intensely, insanely, excitedly, energetically, vigorously, enthusiastically, like you're having an out-of body experience, like no one's watching, like this is the last day of your life, like you don't care, like you're having a dance off, like you're shaking a polaroid picture, like you're shaking it 'til the moon becomes sun, like you're getting jiggy with it, like you have happy feet, like you're on drugs, like you're shredding the dancefloor into pieces with your feet!

-So did you dance last nite? -Dance? Please, not only did I dance but I shred it on the dancefloor!

shred it on the dancefloor by fullofshift November 13, 2011

Evacuate The Dancefloor

Codeword for when you have explosive diarrhea. Used when you need to excuse yourself, or explain why you were late.

Ugh brb, I gotta evacuate the dancefloor.

Sorry I'm late! I had to evacuate the dancefloor.

Evacuate The Dancefloor by bustedbeatbox November 12, 2010

Dancefloor dick slapper 

A night clubbing queer boy who boogies on the dancefloor and targets unsuspecting straight men and slap thier sacs.

" oh my god i love this song its elton john. ooh loo at that hottie over their. I hope hes a dancefloor dick slapper. doo doo doo. SLAP."
"oi fairy boy fuck off back to your uphill gardening pad"
"oh ok i was planning on a night in watching are you being served any way... Bitch. Come on fee fee were not going to get any action tonight"

Dancefloor dick slapper by Nickelrooy October 13, 2005