dan points

a universal form of currency given by Dan Bergstien that is valid anywhere but in reality. dan points can be obtained by posting a funny comment on his status that succeeds in making him laugh.

You: Hey, Mom, you know how we have to go watch Grandma’s bingo tournament tonight?
Mom: Yes, what about it?
You: Well, I have 22 Dan points, and you know what that means.
Mom: No…
You: *heaving an exasperated sigh* It means that I don’t have to go to Grandma’s bingo tournament. It also means you have to buy me a Slurpee. Extra large.
Mom: You're grounded.

dan points by orcslayer2 July 5, 2010

Dan Phan

Dan is easily one of the weirdest kids you'll ever get to meet. Dan Phan is usually short, has a round face, a squashed nose and straight hair. He is the type of kid who throws toilet paper bombs over the bathroom stall and would fake a wedding in year 6.
He's also a good friend.

Dan:* Screams at the top of his lungs when he climbs onto the school roof*
Ben: Bruh wtf r u doin, Dan Phan???

Dan Phan by Mike_Oxlong101 November 3, 2020

Dan Patrick

The Dan Patrick is code for double penetration. The term was coined by Tampa Bay (FL) radio host Drew Garabo. When talking to female callers Drew will ask them if they have ever participated in DP while keeping the FCC at Bay.

Caller: I had a threesome last Tuesday.

Drew: Did you receive the Dan Patrick?

Caller: Yes. I am double stuffed with Irish goodness.

Dan Patrick by BubbaArmyTroll February 6, 2019

Dan Povenmire 

The creator of children’s shows Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy’s Law, and Hamster & Gretel. He also happened to create the minions! Thank him for it!

Thank you for creating the minions, Dan Povenmire!

Dan Povenmire by AnonymousUserNotWillingToLeave November 16, 2022

Dan Patrick

the host of "The Dan Patrick Show," a national sports-talk radio show and a co-host on "Football Night in America" on NBC

Patrick rose to fame as a host on ESPN's SportsCenter coining the phrase "en fuego," Spanish for "on fire"

Known for his exceptionally great hair

Dan Patrick presented the Super Bowl Trophy to the Pittsburgh Steelers after their victory over the Arizona Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII.

Dan Patrick by the_gobo_fro April 19, 2009

Dan pants 

A person who has above ankle long pants. There are a few subcategories in the term Dan pants.

Semi Dans - Pants that allows you to see there socks but isn't above the ankle.

Dan pants - Pants that is at ankle length

Extreme Dans - Pants that are at least 2cm above the knees.

OMG that guy is wearing some funky looking Dan Pants.

Dan pants by YuMaNuMa August 30, 2010

dan party 

A party in a trashed-to-shit room with one dude playing FFXI and watching wrestling, and another dude passed out in a corner with a bottle of vodka in his crotch.

"Last night was such a dan party."

"Yeah, that shit sucked."

"Shut the fuck up. My white mage hit sixty-eight."

dan party by TheBottleOfVodka July 30, 2008