| 1. | Dirty Barnes | ||
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The act of placing one's thumb in another's ass and upon removal wiping it on one's own upper lip to savor the aroma, a la the Dirty Sanchez. Did Dan grow a mustache or just throw down a Dirty Barnes.
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| 2. | flying squirrell | ||
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to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick. Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.
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| 3. | savage love | ||
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column written by dan savage that i read every week at work and learn about fetishes that i didn't even know existed. "how is savage love this week?"
"well this week a girl asked whether or not her fetish of taping the sound of men using the bathroom was violating their rights" "damn" |
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| 4. | nooking | ||
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To read a book on a sleek, light e-reader device called a Nook and marketed by Barnes & Noble. "Sorry, I can't talk to you now honey, I'm nooking the new Dan Brown book on my Nook and I just can't put it down!"
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| 5. | Pest | ||
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1The definition of a pest is something or someone that is annoying, a nuisance. 2.Someone that does not get the hint when they are not wanted. 3.Someone that constantly texts or inbox messages on facebook thinking that the other person is interested in them giving them unwanted attention. Dan Barnes is a pest.
Matthew Kirkland is a HUGE pest, get the hint, shes not interested in you so stop facebook messaging. |
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| 6. | You Me At Six | ||
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Poser band genetically engineered for the myspace brigade. They play un-offensive music that will only please those of really simple nature.
You Me At Six consists of: Josh Franceschi - Lead Vocals Max Helyer - Guitar Chris Miller - Guitar Matt Barnes - Bass Dan Flint - Drums They don't deserve the recognition that they have garnered. You Me at Six are the most played band on Myspace UK...'nuff said
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| 7. | you me at six | ||
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The most amazing band on Earth. Consisting of: Josh Francesch (Vocals), Max Helyer (Guitar), Matt Barnes (Bass), Dan Flint (Drums), Chris Miller (Guitar). A punk/rock band from Weybridge, Surrey formed in 2005. They are fricking awesome. Haters are jealous of their good looks and their amazing talent. Take Off Your Colours and Hold Me Down are two insane albums of the band. Josh Franceschi is sexy. That is all. We all love ymas.
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