| 1. | Science damn you | ||
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Something you say to an atheist when you are really mad at him. "Science damn you, United Atheist Alliance!"
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| 2. | not having a shittin' damn thing | ||
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a state for the 'living-challenged'! whistling for money hasn't worked out, neither has the shaking of the ass! -being floated is a 'dead end street', so how does one survive?? these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc... were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario. the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!) she wasn't used to not having a shittin' damn thing, and had to cut him loose!
get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing! |
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| 3. | Just Damn. | ||
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A response, when something you've seen or you've heard is beyond description. It could be good, bad or indifferent. The late Royal Marshal coined this phrase and all credit goes straight to him. You college rivals football team scores a td on a last second Hail Mary to win the game....Just Damn.
You're in Vegas and you hit the one arm bandit for $5 million. Just Damn. You get pulled over by the cops doing 80 in a 65. Just Damn. |
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| 4. | Double Damn | ||
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Double Damn: When a female expresses interest in an attractive male by exclaiming "Damn!" , followed by the female's female friend repeating said action. A very muscular man is jogging down the street, shirtless and sweaty. Two female friends notice him and yell out respectively and at two separate times, "damn!". This is an example of a Double Damn.
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| 5. | Damn straight | ||
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Something Jayne Cobb from the popular TV show Firefly would say if someone told him how awesome his hat was. Kaylee: I think it's the sweetest thing ever.
Wash: A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything. Jayne: Damn straight. |
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| 6. | damn the pants | ||
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When Johnny Depp is masturbating and he is wearing pants. Therefore everyone wants him to take them off. Damn the pants!!!
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| 7. | so god damn sexy | ||
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i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means
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