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8.
a man slut who should be completely avoided for all eternity
look at that darn damian over there pimpin them hoes
by niggerhatinme8993 April 11, 2009
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9.
Damian is the biggest asshole that will ever walk the earth. All he thinks about all day is sex, and all he talks about is how big his penis is. It is actually really small
Damian: I've got a huge party in my pants
Girl: Thats tiny
by LunaLovesYa April 05, 2013
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10.
A huge dick that is secretly a homosexual and dates ugly girls that are 5x larger and more disgusting then himself.
I can't believe Damian is going out with that whale!
by fakebitches October 03, 2011
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11.
A 3-legged dog that chills with 15 hobos at Queen St and University Ave.

Used in a sentence:

*chinese accent* DAMIAN COME HERE RI NOW DO YO MAFF YOU FUCKA
Did you see the 3-legged dog?

Yeah, that was a damian.
by sqarecrow March 17, 2011
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12.
A comment made by someone to a group of friends which has nothing to do with the conversation.
It is often followed by an uncomfortable silence and/or uncontrollable laughter.
Group of Friends:
"So, Andreas just managed a handicap of 2 yestersay"
"Wow! Thats impressive, I've only managed a 4"
"4! Thats pathetic, go back to the classes!"

Friend on the outside:
"You know you can buy San Andreas online"

**Uncomfortable silence**

Group of Friends laughing:
"Oh that is such a Damian!"
by triggerhappyscotsman May 12, 2009
46 128
 
13.
The biggest uncool doucheface of all the douchefaces. The modern day dick. No one likes this person. Rude, emotionaless, psychotic. to sum it up theyre crazy!
by kh55 August 26, 2010
69 164
 
14.
The Devils Advocate!
Damian beat his dad yesterday, and gets big smiles when considering violence.
This is a Fact.
by DrunkIntellectual October 22, 2007
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