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when you are so drunk that you try to beat off and you end up falling asleep because it takes too much effort to be able to cum. also may apply to failure of drunken sexual intercourse (may me vaginal or anal or even the oral variety) abbreviation is d.c.c
last night i was so hammered i woke up this morning and thought back to last night when i was wacking off and thought to myself damacantcum
by vonba018 February 13, 2010

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