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Founded in 1960, the experienced much success due to the longevity of excellent coach Tom Landry, who led the team from its inception until 1988. In 1966, they began a streak of 8 straight playoff berths, lasting until 1973. After a one year interuption a 9 year playoff streak unfolder from 1975-83. During this time, Dallas was dominant during the regular season, but seemed to be somewhat unsuccessful in the postseason. They lost their first Super Bowl in 1970 on a last second Colts field goal, but followed it up with a Super Bowl VI win the next year. In the 1970s, the Cowboys were called America's Team, and had a fierce rivalry with the Pittsburgh Steelers, as both were easily the best and most popular teams in football. While Dallas claimed its second title in 1977 in Super Bowl XII, they came up on the losing end of 2 Super Bowl apperances against the Steelers in 1975 and 1978. After the dominance of the 1970s and 1980s came to an end in Landry's last playoff berth in 1985, the team went through a short but bitter downfall, before quickly rebounding in the early 1990s. From 1991-99, they earned 8 playoff berths in 9 seasons but most importantly won 3 more Super Bowl crowns with a new cast of characters such as Troy Aikman and Emmitt Smith. Their back-to-back 1992 and 1993 Super Bowl XXVII and XXVIII wins over Buffalo were dominanting, but their Super Bowl XXX victory over archrival Pittsburgh was contreversial due to 2 terrible Steeler interceptions. In recent years, the team hasn't been such a force, with just 1 playoff berth in this decade, coming during the 2003 season.
"The Dallas Cowboys have handed the Buffalo Bills their fourth straight Super Bowl loss, as Dallas captures the title."
by Sports Info July 06, 2006
 
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(Pronounced: Dal-Ass Kaoo-Boees)


The best team in American football and many other sports. The Cowboys have more Super Bowl wins (5) than any other team except 1, have a long and proud history, and have the hottest cheerleaders in the sport. In 2004 they injured the Philadelphia Eagles' Terrel Owens(which was probably very easy anyways because Terrel Owens is the biggest pussy the sport has ever seen).

The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team - If you don't like America's Team, you must not like America, and if you don't like America, then you are obviously a terrorist.
Example: Lets watch the Dallas Cowboys beat the Washington Redskins.
by Alfie Gareth July 19, 2005
 
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The fucking worst football team in the history of the NFL, AFL, or any other football in which they have existed. They suck dick, and will always suck dick. They will not win another superbowl in the history of their franchise. Jerry Jones is also a cock-sucking mother-fucker of an owner. He sucks balls, and takes it in the ass from Russian body-building monkeys. The Dallas Cowboys, now, and will forever be dick eating, monkey fuckers.
I hope the Dallas Cowboys win tonight.

Fuck you, go die.
by JimWood December 05, 2010
 
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a dallas based football team.
THEY SUCK BALLS!!!!! DO NOT EVER DEFEND, SUPPORT, OR WATCH THEM (UNlESS THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE). also NEVER WEAR AnyTHING COWBOYS-RELATED!!!!
Joe- Check out this Dallas Cowboys shirt i got
(gets punched in the face)
by goallllllllllll January 29, 2009
 
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Overrated team that always fails their fans
Man 1: How about them Dallas Cowboys? Man 2: What about them??? Man 1: They got Eagles player of the game thanks to their performance!
by camz88 December 15, 2013
 
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A team that is supposedly the best but ends up choking in the playoffs every year.
"Did you see the Dallas Cowboys game last night? "
-"yea they were punished again"
by token1 September 24, 2009
 
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An NFL team made of players who try but arent a team. Had a fanbase of bandwagons before they all ran to the colts and patriots. Now the colts fans are running over to the patriots because the colts are nothing without Manning.
Dallas Cowboys fan: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Patriots fan: Nah I dont like the Colts anymore, the Patriots rock!
by btylerm28 December 06, 2011
 
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A team who has worked so hard to get to where they are...they have played their harts out and gotten five super bowl victories...those of you who hate on the dallas cowboys are most likely fans of a different team who have lost to them or you wish your team was like them.In conclusion Those of you who always have something to say..go ahead say what you have to say...Good or bad..either way you are acknowledging the cowboys and making them even more popular... Thats how good they are...And get ready because they will be back for another super bowl and if your lucky enough.. your team might just be the one to have the honer of losing to them.
Go Cowboys!!!!
"Hall Of Fame with 5 super Bowl Wins...Dallas Cowboys"
by isabel2101 October 27, 2006