(Pronounced: Dal-Ass Kaoo-Boees)


The best team in American football and many other sports. The Cowboys have more Super Bowl wins (5) than any other team except 1, have a long and proud history, and have the hottest cheerleaders in the sport. In 2004 they injured the Philadelphia Eagles' Terrel Owens(which was probably very easy anyways because Terrel Owens is the biggest pussy the sport has ever seen).

The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team - If you don't like America's Team, you must not like America, and if you don't like America, then you are obviously a terrorist.
Example: Lets watch the Dallas Cowboys beat the Washington Redskins.
by Alfie Gareth July 19, 2005

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A team who has worked so hard to get to where they are...they have played their harts out and gotten five super bowl victories...those of you who hate on the dallas cowboys are most likely fans of a different team who have lost to them or you wish your team was like them.In conclusion Those of you who always have something to say..go ahead say what you have to say...Good or bad..either way you are acknowledging the cowboys and making them even more popular... Thats how good they are...And get ready because they will be back for another super bowl and if your lucky enough.. your team might just be the one to have the honer of losing to them.
Go Cowboys!!!!
"Hall Of Fame with 5 super Bowl Wins...Dallas Cowboys"
by isabel2101 October 27, 2006

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An often controversial, yet perrenial favorite NFL team that has won five Super Bowls. Called "America's Team," even though this has added to the continued controversy surrounding the team's highly-visible owner (Jerry Jones), his players (sometimes problematic) and coaching staff (usually outspoken).
The Dallas Cowboys are crazilly inconsistant, but I'm still a fan!
by Scott Hume May 13, 2005

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An NFL team that a goofy bunch of tards root for on Sunday. Generally, Dallas Cowboys' fans do not know jack about football and the majority of their fans are not even from Texas. Their fans and organization live off their "Glory Days" in the past. Since the Mid 90's, this team has not been able to succeed and win playoff games.
"A Dallas Cowboys fan is what you would call a real frontrunner."
by Big D Blows July 10, 2008

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A collection of overpaid men who work one day a week, and commit criminal acts the other 6 days, such as robbery, solicitation of prostitution, drug use and/or sale of, assualt and a variety of other misdmeanor crimes.
Michael Irvin was able to look past his arrest for drug possession, but only after he got arrested for having his friend's pipe in his car. His friend was more than likley Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys.
by Phillyrock September 26, 2006

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the best fucking team ever any one who thinks their not can blow my left nut!!5 super bowls no one has more what now fuckers? there gonna win another one pretty damn soon you can count on that! parcells is the best damn coach ever!!!!!!!!!!
The greastest of all, at the top, another level, untouchable
by kyle January 17, 2004

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An NFL team that a goofy bunch of tards root for on Sunday. Generally, Dallas Cowboys' fans do not know jack about football and the majority of their fans are not even from Texas. Their fans and organization live off their "Glory Days" in the past. Since the Mid 90's, this team has not been able to succeed and win playoff games.
"A Dallas Cowboys fan is what you would call a real frontrunner."
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SUCK!! HAHAHA hey hey i got a joke.
Frankie.- "Hey Billy, how many dallas cowboys does it take to win a super bowl?"

Billy.- "I don't know how many?"

Frankie.- "Can't nobody remember!"

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