Top Definition
A blended beverage consisting of urine, fecal matter, ejaculate and vomit.
"So Jerry, did she drink one of your dallas smoothies yet?"

"Oh God! This tastes like a fucking dallas smoothie!"

"I want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby."
by f0wl3r November 29, 2012

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