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2. daled
To crash into something or to get hit unexpectedly by a worthless driver while in a vehicle resulting in pain damage or worse
while me and my friends were on the way to some whores house to take her to the boneyard some bitch who looked like cruella deville in a wild thornberrys looking van cut me off and i almost daled into the back of her van
1. Daled
to be absolutely destroyed physically, mentally, or even figuratively in either sense. Being daled is one of the worst things to happen to a person. No one has been double daled and lived to tell the tale.
yeah, but at least i wasn't double daled
3. Daled
To get so inebriated that you barf on yourself/friends/friends new car and are carried around like some sort of muppet or marionette.
"Boy did I get Daled last night"
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