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A really beautiful woman, yes, woman. Let's not forget there are female Dales out there too and most of them are really hot. Slim with wavy brown hair and dark blue eyes that look like something out of a Japanese cartoon, a Dale can attract any man or woman she wants. Sometimes Dales are lipstick lesbians but most are bisexual or at least bi-curious. If a guy hooks up with a Dale he will probably find she is very wild in bed, and females will find she is an amazing cunniliguist. She does things with her tongue that are unbelievable.
Dales are very intelligent too and are usually talented in music, language or art, on any combination of these. Usually dress very preppy, but when drunk sometimes don't even need a reason to take the clothes off. If you know a Dale, you are very lucky :)
Guy 1: OMG she is freaking GORGEOUS. Look at those eyes, she looks like something from an anime.. Who IS that?!
Guy 2: She's hot I guess, but she looks like one of those

hipster chicks in the "Being a Dickhead's Cool" video
Guy 1: But if she took the clothes off..
Guy 2: Oh god... *jizz in pants*
Guy 3: Oh for heavens sake! Hey, you with the guitar case!
Dale: *turns round and flashes them the most gorgeous smile imaginable* uhuh?
Guy 3: What's your name?
Dale: No hablo ingles! lol jk just practising my Spanish.. I speak 6 languages you know! Anyway I'm Dale :)
All guys: *look at each other silently agreeing who gets to try to take her home first*

Example 2:
*2 bisexual/gay girls speaking*
Girl 1: Who is she?
Girl 2: That's Dale.
Girl 1: She's so gorgeous, I don't know whether to love her or hate her..
Girl 2: Love her.. I did. She gave me 4 orgasms in a row.
Girl 1: She's gay??
Girl 2: She's bisexu... hey where'd you go??
by kirstenbaby. February 08, 2011
 
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1.) Derived from the word 'Clydesdale', Dale refers to a young man who is hung like a horse. His inhuman appendage is widely famed throughout New England.

2.) Dale can also refer to the state of being of a young man while he is scheming on local females, but only if said young man possesses a Clydesdale-esque penis. The cheering of the word 'DALE' is meant to both acknowledge and encourage this scheme like behavior, and can be heard when a Dale is about to "get it in"
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by Deepest of Oceans October 19, 2010
 
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Sly, cunning, greedy, selfish freeloading female. Has delusions of grandeur. Stuck in the past, a jealous sad oxygen thief. Spiteful, interfering self appointed queen of all. Basically a cunt of a thing.

D- Drug fucked dramaid
A- Abscess
L- Losser
E- effluent
Your ex-girlfriend is suck a Dale (cunt of a thing).

Oh my god do you have a Dale I can see the pocket of pus!!!
by Beweir of Dale July 27, 2010
 
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A Dale is probably one of the greatest drinks ever invented consisting of any kind of cola if your lookin at a dam good time use jolt cola a little grenadine and vodka mix that shit up and you'll be drinkin like a champ cuz this is all that the late and great dale drank R.I.P. every glass poured up is detecated to Him.

origin-Northern California
Hey Asshole get me a Dale
by Southrn Messiah May 12, 2008
 
18.
The ability to win everytime even though your name ryhmes with fail
Dude your Guitar playing is so Dale!
by Badass#123 January 07, 2011
 
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Dale Earnhardt, a NASCAR driver with a very impressive moustache, who died in 2001. Immortalized by Wal Mart employees, wife-beater collectors, and trailer dwelling folk the world over, his full name was shortened to the one word "Dale", in the same way as "Pele", "MJ", or "Larry the Cable Guy" has been in the past. Also known as the intimidator, due to a combination of his willingness to ram into people, and for said impressive moustache.

Said supporters are easily spotted as they will generally have a sticker showing his number 3 with angel wings sticking out of it. Another form of the word, "Daaaaaaaaale!" is often uttered by sad lonely men in country bars "down south".
Chap one: "I say, you appear to be rather depressed. Would you like to talk about what's making you so sad?"
Chap two, crying: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale!"

Chap one: "I do enjoy a good car race, but these chaps don't seem to know how to turn right."
Chap two: "Y'know who could? Dale. Git R done, boogity boogity, boogity!"
by Gaz Edmunds October 03, 2006
 
20.
A word used in Bloomfield Hills for any person, place, thing, or any other word you want to use it as, or verb, adjective, or adverb. Derives from Julia and/or David Dale.
Alright, DALE!
Man, this dale was trying to get all over the other dale.
I was hitting up 40 zannys and i was dale-ing all over the place.
Dale, why are you dale-ing those dales when your with Julia Dale?
by Julia Dale February 18, 2008
 
21.
A young teenager who can be found sleeping in a post office.
asdfghjkl; dale.
by lalala;;;;; August 30, 2008