Otherwise known as Jessica Simpson this blonde, typically texan Barbie cheerleader-type (taken to extremes) has recently starred in a remake of the dukes of hazzard (which was a crappy show originally). The film should be re-named Jessie's Dry Humping video. The film was a flimsy excuse to be able to show as much of Jess writhing around nearly naked simulating sex with a car (General Lee) when recording "these boots are made for walking" as a spin-off. The song too was bad-to-shit orignally and this cover is even worse. The only reason people (guys) are buying it is cuz of the porny image she portrays. Yep, put out any old crap and make it porny, and it'll still sell.
Lil' ol' Jess has even commented that Daisy Puke is a “good role model for girls” ?!?!
So, now Jess is some kind of cultural psychology expert to be able to quantify a statement like this? If asked to explain she would no doubt give that vacant blonde stare and say something reeled off parrot-fashion that she’s heard someone else say like “oh, she’s so strong “ whatever. This comment comes from a woman who, when being filmed for the newlyweds show, was so insecure about her husband being around “hot” dancers for his new video, went out and spent 700 dollars on new underwear for herself to look even hotter. Jesus.
She had to train for at least 2 hours a day for a few months before filming the good ol’ dukes so there’s another visual lie being perpetuated by media. Many girls will think she just lo...
Daisy duke shorts worn by a fat girl.
Dude look at that fat chick's daisy pukes!
Ohh gross dude
Unlike the famous blue jean shorts made famous by Catherine Bach on the "Dukes of Hazzard," These are the same size but some how a woman 60 pounds bigger fit herself into them.
This reveales horrific sights the back side of her legs which look like someone hit them with a ball peen hammer.
Also there may be a mysterious piece of string hanging from the crotch area. What ever you do, "DO NOT PULL THE STRING!!!"
I had a blind date the other night.
Oh yeah? How'd that work out?
Awe man she came out in these pair of "Daisy Pukes" and I thought I was going to toss my Pop Tarts!