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1. something that stinks both literally and in the metaphoric sense.

2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.

3. see: dingleberry.

4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.
Ray: "Dude, I just got fired! That's SO dagus wafer!"

Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."
by name witheld January 07, 2005

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