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8.
A small Middle Eastern nation, known primarily for the exceedingly complex dialect of Arabic spoken by its natives. When confronted by something baffling or incomprehensible, a common turn of phrase is to mention this country's name, indicating that the speaker is as confused as they would be trying to interpret the Dafuqian dialect. Compare "It's all Greek to me".
The primary export of Dafuq is falafel
by MISTER OWNINATOR August 16, 2013
 
1.
what the fuck , but in a more confused manner
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: Dafuq?
by John T. Windhouser August 23, 2011
 
2.
A semi-meme, cousin of lolwut. It's something you say when you are either:
Disturbed, confused, angry, scared, ect.
It's like saying "wtf" only more bad ass.
Person 1: Wanna see my dick?
Person 2: Da fuq bro, no!
by Da Fuq August 03, 2011
 
3.
1. a shortened term of the colloquialism "what the fuck".
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.
what dafuq is this?
by loverlyidear August 07, 2012
 
4.
What the fuck?
Casey: I want some handcuffs for Christmas.
Casey's boyfriend: DAFUQ?!
by FUNNIEST BITCH EVER November 29, 2012
 
5.
A popular phrase originating from popular hood slang "what da fuck" or more commonly known "what the fuck"
Usually used in texts and comments on unusual or weird things.
"Dafuq did I just look at?"
"I don't know bro, I think it was a dog shaved and painted to look like a panda."
by Hamjam May 03, 2013
 
6.
It's like saying WTF but in a much awesomer way, you say it when you are completly confused to what a specific person or object is doing.
Guy1: *sees a cat doing a handstand
GUY1: DA FUQ?
by Randomguy78 March 28, 2013
 
7.
1. Short for "What the fuck", but in a more confused manner. Popularized by a caption of a screenshot from Harry Potter, featuring Severus Snape recoiling in sheer horror.
2. A backronym for "Don't Ask; Fucked Up Quickly".
Guy 1: "I was watching Glee, and I saw a kissing scene gone very wrong..."
Guy 2: "SRSLY?!"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I was like dafuq?"

Girl 1: (Facebook status) "How did (Girl 2) mess up that test???"
Girl 2: (reply) "D.A.F.U.Q."
by otaku sempai kun December 27, 2012