Top Definition
what the fuck , but in a more confused manner
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: Dafuq?
by John T. Windhouser August 23, 2011
1. Short for "What the fuck", but in a more confused manner. Popularized by a caption of a screenshot from Harry Potter, featuring Severus Snape recoiling in sheer horror.
2. A backronym for "Don't Ask; Fucked Up Quickly".
Guy 1: "I was watching Glee, and I saw a kissing scene gone very wrong..."
Guy 2: "SRSLY?!"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I was like dafuq?"

Girl 1: (Facebook status) "How did (Girl 2) mess up that test???"
Girl 2: (reply) "D.A.F.U.Q."
by otaku sempai kun December 27, 2012
Dafuq is a derogatory term and internet slang that originated from Confused Black Girl, expressing that something is stupid, in real words, the fuck?
Person 1: You can't go to that party!
Person 2: Seriously, Dafuq?
by Chinese Chicken Wing August 20, 2014
Dafuq means What The Fuck and the shitty teens made it Dafuq because they're boring to write the whole sentence =)
-What did u said?
-dafuq dude u can't hear what I'm saying? -.-
by AN3X January 02, 2015
like wtf, its ebonics for what the fuck
dafuq do we have to go to school tomorrow?
motha fuckas need to get DAFUQ off my jock
by Elliot W. January 04, 2009
A small Middle Eastern nation, known primarily for the exceedingly complex dialect of Arabic spoken by its natives. When confronted by something baffling or incomprehensible, a common turn of phrase is to mention this country's name, indicating that the speaker is as confused as they would be trying to interpret the Dafuqian dialect. Compare "It's all Greek to me".
The primary export of Dafuq is falafel
by MISTER OWNINATOR August 16, 2013
An entirely dumbass and retarded way of saying WTF or What The F***. If you are saying this you are too stupid. Sometimes this is pronounced with a "Goofy" voice. Dafuq is also for little children who are afraid to say the entire phrase out loud. If you are one of those dicktards who uses dafuq, STOP because you are making a complete and utter tardhead of yourself. Dafuq is also commonly used to annoy the shit out of anyone who has any common decency. Dafuq will also make any grammar nazi kill you. GG.
Hey guys, Dafuq is up with you all?
F*** off 9 year old!
by slangh8a November 10, 2014
A contraction of the phrase "what the fuck"; one that is commonly posted on forums as an expression of confusion. It is often said by people with no creativity, imagination or unique traits, who regurgitate this vapid phrase in order to "comically" display their sheer lack of humour/understanding towards anything even slightly out of the ordinary. (see normality).
A user, with no sense of self respect, encounters a slightly funny/absurd YouTube video and feels the need to comment.

-User: "Dafuq did i just watch??"

-EVERYONE ELSE: *Facepalm*
by ManSpider June 13, 2013

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