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1. daffynition
A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensive point of view.
Calling the Rolling Stones a landslide would be a daffynition.

Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.

Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004 add a video
2. AYB
An author of some clever daffynitions.
AYB wrote daffynitions of we need to talk, tornado alley, valley girl, cult, Christianity, obese, freedom fries, and Life. Darn! Some duh-weeb removed some of his better ones.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004 add a video
3. slanguage
Slang language. Originally referred to the slang language used by CBers in the 70s.
Slanguage daffynitions can be gnarly, or they can be boge.
by Downstrike Sep 15, 2004 add a video
4. disability
Apparently still fair game as the butt for humor according to many UrbanDictionary daffynitions, as well as popular culture in general.
At least as recently as 2000, movie-makers created an entire comedy around the concept of a disability by producing Me, Myself & Irene.

Duh-weebs in the cinema industry rewarded them by showing it on their screens.

More duh-weebs rewarded both the movie-makers and the cinemas by paying to see it, and a couple of the more hard-core cases actually enjoyed watching it.
by Downstrike Oct 5, 2004 add a video
5. eggcorns
a lexical mistake, usually in the form of a commonly-used term used in place of a more obscure term.
Some examples of eggcorn are to ferment trouble, the prostrate gland, potatoes old rotten. The writing teacher corrected the eggcorns in the student's composition.
6. UrbanDictionary
The best on the Web!
This dictionary is an on-line, user-collaborative, open-editing slanguage dictionary that lets you submit your lamer-than-thou definitions and tag those defs to others (complete with sound and pics), in a cool and "fularious" way, you cannot find anywhere else on the I-Way! Heh, lame? Maybe...but hella fun!

It's "your world"...define it! Dig the lix peop!

UrbanDictionary is for word junkies, wordaholics, wordmasters, wordmeisters, wordinistas, word nerds, wordsimths, word/phrasemongers, language-watchers, languagizers, langdroppers, langwizards, linguanauts, linguacentrics, linguomanicas, linguisticists, linguisticians, lingoers, verbivores, verbologists, verbificators, verbificients, vocabularians, phonotacticians, fablinguists, logotechnicians, logologists, logophiles, logolepts, etymomaniacs, entymologists, glottomaniacs, acronomainacs/ acronymphomanicas, bombilogophiles, grammarchists, jargonauts, neologoists, neologicians, leximanes, leximavens, lexicuriouses, lexiconnoisseurs, dictaddicteds, dictionarexics, derds (dictionary nerds)... full to hilt with Nenglish (New English), buzzwords/ buzzphrases/ buzzonyms, fuzzwords, stuntwords, noncewords, playwords, ghostwords, awkwords, unwords, drunkwords, junkwords, pseudowords, pseudologies/ pseudologisms/ cryptopseudologisms, neologisms, tubercolloquialisms, slanguage/ slanguistics, scatolinguistics, Bestiary English/ foulese, ebonics (a.k.a Ubonics 'Urban Black phonotics'/ Ebony phonitics or African American Vernacular English or AAVE), Jewbonics/ Hibernics/ hebonics, Bubbonics/ Bubbanese, slurvian/ slurds (slurwords), stringwords/ chainwords/ antwords (or collectively 'agglutinative words'), Manglish (mangled English), scramblish (scarmbled English), Weblish/ Egnet/ Netois/ Internetese/ webonics (sometimes called 'dweebonics'!)/ Techlish/ Txtlish/ Textlish/ textspeak/ IMl...
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7. Facefook
A Facebook-inspired kiddy-fad which contributes to the slow drowning in dross of the Interweb.
Have you been on UrbanDictionary since the dam' Social Networkers started a fad for inventing a "definition" of your own/your "special" friend's/your ex's name?
It's been completely Facefooked! It's like UD was porked in the eyesocket by a wildebeeste. With AIDS.
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