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25. daf
Double anal fisting. Two have someone put two fists up your ass.
"Man, this movie is boring, wanna go daf instead?"

"I sure do love to daf."

"Ow"
1. DAF
Derived from the Canadian cult television show 'Trailer Park Boys', DAF is an acronym for “Drunk as Fuck”. This phrase is utilized by the character Ricky to describe his advanced state of inebriation in the show’s third season.

One is DAF after imbibing to such a degree of excess that communication in any human language system is rendered unreliable at best. All basic sense of social propriety dissolves into a chaos of impulses. The DAF individual is, in movement, reduced to little more than a quadruped and can only walk upright in the most severely erratic, uncoordinated fashion.

During the period when one is DAF, it is likely that one may sing (poorly), dance (frighteningly), cry (piteously), DEV (see definition), leer goatishly at others, or collapse by the side of a road.
"Boris couldn't keep it together last night; he was completely DAF!"
2. DAF
Drunk As Fuck; to be shit faced
"We're getting DAF tonight!"

"Saturday night was a DAF night!"
3. daf
An abbreviation for the statement "Dope as Fuck" originally thought up by Sean Place after being made fun of for using the word "dope" as a description.
Yo, that rave you threw last week was daf! Uh!

Your mothers cheesecake was daf. And the cherries, wow.

This weekend was daf. Capital D.
4. daf
dumb as fuck
That bitch is daf, fo real.
5. DAF
DRUNK AS FUCK
lets all get DAF!
6. daf
dat ain't fair.

antonym: see dbf
You're late for your own wedding. Daf.
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7. DAF
D.A.F: better known as Dank as Fuck; one of or the best ways to describe something.
Yo, those shoes you just got are daf man!!!