Double anal fisting. Two have someone put two fists up your ass.

Derived from the Canadian cult television show 'Trailer Park Boys', DAF is an acronym for “Drunk as Fuck”. This phrase is utilized by the character Ricky to describe his advanced state of inebriation in the show’s third season.

One is DAF after imbibing to such a degree of excess that communication in any human language system is rendered unreliable at best. All basic sense of social propriety dissolves into a chaos of impulses. The DAF individual is, in movement, reduced to little more than a quadruped and can only walk upright in the most severely erratic, uncoordinated fashion.

During the period when one is DAF, it is likely that one may sing (poorly), dance (frighteningly), cry (piteously), DEV (see definition), leer goatishly at others, or collapse by the side of a road.

Drunk As Fuck; to be shit faced

dat ain't fair.

antonym: see dbf

An abbreviation for the statement "Dope as Fuck" originally thought up by Sean Place after being made fun of for using the word "dope" as a description.

A DAF is where you hit someone who is acting Dumb As Fuck. DAFing can happen at anytime or any moment of the day. DAFs mostly go to one who do not think when they speak or if they are just full blown dumb as fuck

Noun

DAF stands for Dumb Ass Fuck. Derived from D-VIZ.

Short for delicious as fuck but also known as dank as fuck. Often used to describe tasty meals, but can also be used at times to describe sexy people (generally the ass and breasts of sexy people).