A person who tells bad sexual jokes and wanks in public toilets
1. That joke was terrible, he is such a Daemon
2. Tim been in the toilet for a while he must be chucking a Daemon
by gavin north April 05, 2010

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Unlike Demons, which are extradimensional creatures, Daemons are what are best described as negative beings, or walking vortexes of dark matter. They are beings of pure evil that are from a prallel universe. As soon as a gap is breached between our universe and theirs, a massive extinction often occurs. Daemons are unstoppable, except by the Demons and Gods.
The last Daemon invasion took place 65 million years ago, and wiped out the first truly intelligent civilization on earth.
by detranova December 03, 2003

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1) daemon: i.e, a demon A typical Victorian word associated with any of the many beasts and "demons" which were supposed to be born in hell.
2) XX-Daemon-XX: i.e, an internet persona An oft-amusing, whimsical forumer whose intent seems to be personal amusement. In the ongoing attempt to do this, however, more restraint is shown than, say, Matt.
1. The daemon ate my babies.
2. XX-Daemon-XX ate my babies.
by Anonymous July 14, 2003

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A word used when imitating an Irish-Catholic school teacher priest dude. If you pronounce it as "day-mon" with a faked Irish accent while talking really loudly, it works pretty well.
Possible uses:
What be this daemon-ry?!
Out, daemon child!!
Daemon be gone, Satan has no presence here!!
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a rare descendent of ancesteral mongoloids that used a mysterious technique of man sex to reproduce.
Hey mom we learned about daemons in class today.
by wikid March 27, 2003

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