Dad fart 

farts that smell so terrible that toleration is non existent. These farts smell often of rotten eggs and such other materials that are cringed upon. Many kids experienced dad farts when they were children.

dude 1: I think i might be sick, i dont know what i ate, these farts smell disgusting

Dude 2: nah man, you just have a common case of the dad farts.

Dad fart by supersilicone September 13, 2012

Dad Fart 

A distinctly masculine and unusually greasy fart produced by a mature man around 25 or older. Defining characteristics include never sounding "squeaky" or "airy" smelling strongly of Eggs, Cabbage, or Dairy and lingering for an bafflingly long time.

The sound usually depends on the length of the release with shorter ones sounding like a greasy pop with longer ones "changing gears" until the very end of the release wherev the pitch fluctuates up and down wildly.

Chris: Did you finish the game?
Jordan: Yeah but it was wack
Chris: Wym?
Jordan: It was all good until Uncle Reggie let out a Dad Fart in the middle of the court.
Chris: And...?
Jordan: I kid you not it lingered for over 10 minutes and smelled like... Death.
Chris: C'mon Reg!

Dad Fart by DanChill94 July 14, 2022

Dad Fart 

A very loud and prolonged fart that your father did when you were a child.

While I was watching television my father let rip with a dad fart

Dad Fart by Mr Wibble July 9, 2007

Dadfather 

A man who provides assistance to his fellow fathers in need. He follows the mission to Advise Protect Support fathers and their children. Always available, a dadfather is a man you can trust.

1. A single dad tries to get his son to school before heading to work, and gets an emergency phone call... He hangs up and calls a Dadfather to step in and help protect and support his family while he deals with his emergency.
2. Depressed and neglecting his duties as a dad, Man reaches out to the dadfather for advice and support.
3. Single Dad trying to make ends meet can ask the Dadfather for assistance.
4. Fight for the rights of the single dad, be a dadfather!

Dadfather by Sweasil McGeasil September 7, 2012

Dad fart 

A fart that can wipe out the whole world with one squeak, nobody knows where dads were able to get such power in their butt. it smells of eggs with raw tuna and other nuclear materials, this type of fart can last longer than Thanos lifespan. Fatherless children are safe from this serious crime, and lucky for Belle from Beauty and The Beast and Jasmine from Aladdin were able to survive and live a happily ever after

Cocomelon: Ew what stinks?

Doritos: Its those dad farts

Dad fart by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

dadfat 

a collection of fat on and around the body of a lazy arse dad - belly, face, chin, arse or all of them

dad1: "Hey, its been a while how are.. whoooa what the hell is all that?"
dad2: "Oh man, thats my dadfat, too much sitting about eating crap food has taken it toll on me."
dad1: "yeah id say, you got loads of dadfat there!"
dad2: "So have you by the looks of it!"

dadfat by Snowey April 24, 2008

dadfat 

a collection of fat on and around the body of a lazy arse dad - belly, face, chin, arse or all of them

Mike: Hey Gary, its been a while how are.. whoooa what the hell is all that?
Gary: Oh man, thats my dadfat, too much sitting about eating crap food has taken it toll on me.
Mike: yeah id say, you got loads of dadfat there!
Gary: So have you by the looks of it!

dadfat by Gary Rice April 23, 2008