the time or act of a person masturbating, especially a male
Where's Al?
Oh, he went to go have daddy time.
That's the 12th time today!
by Senor Sherpa October 16, 2013
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A euphemism for sex.
Mr. Stevens: Timmy, you need to go bed. Your mom and I need to have some mommy and daddy time.
by Jeff Jeffersonicus IV October 18, 2008
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A phrase used to describe when parents sneak away from their kids to engage in anal play. During Mommy Daddy Time the female will choose items to insert into the anus of the male. The items are inserted and removed in order of increasing size. When the male reaches his breaking point, he exclaims "play time is over!" This concludes Mommy Daddy Time.

Vegetables are the common item of choice. But any items are allowed.

The phrase is used as a code by the parents so the children don't realize their mother is about to insert items into the anus of their father.
I won't be able to sit for a week, but I reached eggplant level during mommy daddy time.

Dad had to be rushed to the hospital because mom chose carrots and other pointy vegetables for mommy daddy time.
by TrackStar44 August 22, 2016
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