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A word that can be substituted for any other word in the right circumstances. Created by GoldDad aka GoldGloveTV on DadTube.
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by Ninjah Birdy April 09, 2011
Stands for Drugs Alcohol Dancing and Sex. Basically the 4 key components for a kickass night.
Dude 1: You going to that club this weekend? I heard its has drugs, alcohol, the best music and hot chicks.
Dude 2: Hell Yeah! We're gonna D.A.D.S it up!
by yatusabesz April 11, 2012
1. Someone who suddenly divorces your mom leaving you in the poor house and then moves to atlanta, GA. Then after a year or so moves even farther away to the country of singapore.
2. Someone who only calls when he is drunk and angry for no reason.
3. Someone who drinks on a regular and predictable schedule.
Friend: "Where is your dad?"
You: "I have no idea. I think he is in singapore."
by Deadmenkil November 14, 2011
DAD, or Dumb Ass Disease, a variant of ADD, or Attention Deficit Disorder. This one however, is much more common, as everybody has at least one friend that suffers from this.
No, really, he's always stupid like that. He's got DAD.
by Barrry Nicholson February 28, 2008
A glorious occasion were marijuana is smoked throughout the day.
What'd you do today?

by don juan1 November 24, 2007
The hypocritical man who controls your life, and hates you because he loves you. In your teenage years, he won't let you do anything fun and will always assume you are doing drugs, drinking, and doing other illegal things. He will say you have no rights and treat like shit, because he loves you... He will also try to make you feel guilty when in an argument with him and tell you to move out of the house, but you can never tell if he really means it or if he's just trying to scare you. Dads- you can't live with them, but you can't live without them.
Dad: BlahBlahSchoolBlahBitchGradesBlahBlah

You: >insert excuses here< (dad cuts you off mid-sentence)

Dad: Stop making excuses BlahBlahBitchBlah. (you cut him off to finish what you were saying)

Dad: Don't cut me off while I'm talking!!11!!1!!! It's disrespectful!1!1!!1!! Respect your elders!!!!!!!1! You're a kid, you have no rights!!!!!!!!!!

You: Okay...

Dad: Why do I waste all my time trying to raise you? I put all my time into raising you and this is how you treat me? Why am I always the bad guy? :'(

You: ...

Dad: Fuck you, asshole. Pack your bags and get out!
by Peachez98 August 02, 2013
One who is a Dirty Ass Diddler.
Dude, I can't believe you gave Luke a blumpkin, You're such a D.A.D
by Porostosky August 16, 2007
D.A.D. stands for "Dumb Ass Day"

1. If you have encountered alot of dumb people through out the course of the day.


2. If someone keeps doing things that are dumb through the day.
"Wow, I have seen alot of stupid people, it must be a D.A.D.!"

"You keep doing stupid things, your having a D.A.D.!"
by Howard Smith September 21, 2006