Dickpants McDaniels 

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.

Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!

Dickpants McDaniels by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008

dickpants 

skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.

"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"

"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"

dickpants by devillock July 23, 2006

dickpants 

A contemptible person

Guy 1: Jacob was so rude at that party last night!
Guy 2: I know right? He's such a dickpants!

dickpants by Qwertyquoo March 3, 2022

Dickpan

To 'dick' somebody over by telling them you will do something, but then trying to find lame excuses so that you don't have to.

Richard said he was going to come watch the basketball game with us, but then he gave us the dickpan and told us he had to eat alone and didn't want to bother with parking.

Dickpan by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 27, 2006

darkpanda 

Darkpanda is a retarded Sweden kid that is inspired by kid laroi. The up and coming infamous rapper deals with retsrdism and autism. Growing up his favorite show was Winnie the Pooh. His friends are still fucking his mom and sister.

Darkpanda is a gorilla

darkpanda by 🎡 March 12, 2022

dckpan

One who metaphorically and willingly receives dicks. Synonymous to "pussy", but somebody who is obnoxiously proud of it.

John: Ah man, Steve just beat my high score on Word Finder, so I kicked him in the nuts and then ran like hell!

Bob: Dude, you're such a dckpan.

dckpan by pants91 November 11, 2009

DICKPANIC 

DICKPANIC (or DICK PANIC); noun; a sudden, overwhelming and irrational fear that produces hysterical, overly-loud, overly-bro, definitely no-homo behavior in straight or wanna-pretend-to-be straight men when in close proximity to other such men with their dicks exposed such as in locker rooms or bathrooms or -- you know, a "just-bros-no-homo" circle jerk thing.

The three teenboys started talking way too loudly and laughing way too hard at everything that wasn't funny on their way to the showers in the gym locker because they fell into dickpanic.

DICKPANIC by Oscar Parker Isherwood May 16, 2014