Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Pro

When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.

You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.

Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Pro by wbonaventura December 30, 2022

Well I’ll Be Shit and Dabbled in it 

Southern Origin. Something you may hear Old Folks say when something doesn’t go right. It is comparing your actions and the situation to playing with your own feces, because they are both unproductive.

Granny: We have to go straight!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!

Well I’ll Be Shit and Dabbled in it by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

get dabbed on 

Another way of saying "get destroyed" but more polite.

Old Lady: Oh no, I dropped my cane
Gamer: get dabbed on

get dabbed on by the apple juice November 27, 2020

dabble 

dabble: you don't want to show off or brag, but you know your the sh*t when it comes to a certain topic.

Brush off the fact that your really good at something .

Minimum effort in being the man, naturally talented or cool.

Reporter; "How did you catch that 70 yard pass with 1 hand?!"
Me: "Well... I do dabble.."

"Hey man, I heard you got a 100 on that quantum psychics test without studying"
Me: "I dabble I dabble."

You never told me you were friends with Kendrick Lamar!
"I don't wanna brag, but I dabble..."

dabble by V Man da Man March 21, 2014

dabbed out 

When you are dabbed out, you are so high due to taking dabs (Butane Hash Oil) that you are in a state of (semi/un)consciousness.

It this level of high, the user is unable to take another dab, thus "dabbed out".

Tony: "Oh man it's so late but I haven't even caught a buzz yet... Are you tryin' to do another dab?"

Blake: *zzz*

Tony: "BLAKE! Wake the hell up man..."

Blake: "Wha-... Oh shit. Sorry man I've been smoking all day, I'm dabbed out."

dabbed out by ace1023 October 21, 2013

Dabble 

To mess around with. Do a little bit.

I dabble in poetry.

Dabble by GregHorn27 December 9, 2013

Dabbler

One who pays money to do stand-up comedy on a part-time basis. Typically a failure even on open mic night. Gets no laughs/bombs often.

John is a dabbler in stand-up comedy, however, he isn't funny at all.

Dabbler by Wasabi Fooktardi May 4, 2022