R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

d.a.f.l 

D.A.F.L dumb ass fucking lyrics said like daffel

My friends and i made up a song with d.a.f.l

d.a.f.l by iceekillz April 26, 2017

B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

B I J D A F L D M D G F T by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

D.I.F.L. 

drinking is for losers

"hey want to go get wasted?"
"no dog, D.I.F.L."
"wow, ur gay."

D.I.F.L. by bernese April 1, 2007

D.T.F.L.P.P

Down To Fuck Like Puking Pitbulls.

It's a reference to a gif on the internet with two pitbulls fucking until one pukes and starts to eat it, saying that you are indeed interested in getting down and fucking like puking pitbulls.

"That girl seems pretty D.T.F.L.P.P I'm really interested"

D.T.F.L.P.P by fornk May 24, 2014

D,M,F.L. 

A race term for being REALLY slow, stands for Dead Mother Fuckin Last.

Scott:Lil E was soooo slow on the track today.
Bob: Well I sure he finished in front of the two girls he was racing against.
Scott: Sorry dog.... he was DMFL!!

D,M,F.L. by Willy G. June 3, 2005

p.d.f.i.l 

short for *pimps don’t fall in love*
*in text* P.D.F.I.L

someone: you don’t fall in love huh?
me: Pimps don’t fall in love.(P.D.F.I.L)

p.d.f.i.l by 69jayz September 21, 2019