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D.E.S. (Dramatic Editing Syndrome) 

(noun) pathology: The condition surrounding boring reality television. Using out of context editing, dramatic music or just plain obscurity to liven up lack-luster T.V.
"The Real World" would have been canceled long ago had it not been for the producers horrible D.E.S. (Dramatic Editing Syndrome).

H.A.D.E.S 

A slang definition used in the game app Army Men Strike (AMS) to denote people that are complete morons and were born with a micro penis.
Player 1: Why is this guy's problem?
Player 2: look at his name he is a H.A.D.E.S
Player 1: That explains why he is an over compensating idiot
H.A.D.E.S by Dogberto November 8, 2018

S.A.D.N.E.S.S 

Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling.
SADNESS can be best described as a mindset.
The acronym was created by sales guru and marketing enthusiast, Corporate Bro. It is used by like-minded sales savages around the world. While no one really knows exactly how he came up with the phrase, many believe it was directly spoken to him by the voice of God during an overdose of coffee, adderall, and gas station boner pills.
Sadness like Depression and crippling anxiety? No, S.A.D.N.E.S.S like Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. But also that.
S.A.D.N.E.S.S by 2sh33ts March 30, 2021

C O M P R E S S E D 

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places
Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D
Greatest movie ever...

Recruited by the U.S. government for their unique ability to lie, cheat and fight, Amy, Max, Janet and Dominique join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D.E.B.S. These crime fighting hotties set out to save the world and keep their lipstick perfectly applied while doing so. Now the girls must combine their skills for their most important mission- to capture vexing vixen Lucy Diamond, the deadliest criminal the world has ever known. When D.E.B.S. star player, Amy, falls for Lucy, chaos erupts and the D.E.B.S. loyalty is put to the test.
"Dude. What's your favorite movie?"
"Dude. D.E.B.S."
D.E.B.S by Shizuru September 1, 2006

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*