M.D.D. 

An abbreviation used to covertly refer to Manic Depressive Disorder (Bipolar) or Major Depressive Disorder (Unipolar). Simply referring to it as M.D.D. helps avoid random strangers eavesdropping and thinking you’re nuts.

My M.D.D. is playing up again. That’s why you haven’t seen much of me recently.

M.D.D. by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010

D.D.A.M. 

Orginization, Drunk Drivers Against Mothers, MADD's opposition group

"wanna buy a cookie, the proceeds go to support my Dad's action group DDAM"

D.D.A.M. by Jenn May 13, 2005

S.A.D.D.A.M. 

Sadistic
Anal
Defiler
Destroyed by
American
Military

S.A.D.D.A.M. by Anonymous October 3, 2003

D.M.D 

DMD, your “dick me down” or “dick oppointment” can be someone you love dearly or a fuck buddy

“I’m going to see my D.M.D”

D.M.D by Killmanau June 10, 2018

S.A.D.D.A.M. 

Some
arab
dictator
designated by
american
might

S.A.D.D.A.M. by feña mora October 1, 2003

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

K.M.D.D. 

When a person keeps me entertained daily they Keep Me Dying Daily K.M.D.D.

Sharon is always making me laugh she unknowingly K.M.D.D.

K.M.D.D. by iMiMi June 25, 2017