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1. Auto-B.A.M.F.
adj.) The quality of that which is awesome, or B.A.M.F., without having to prove itself.
In other words, something or someone that is B.A.M.F. simply based on appearence, body language, voice, or skill that hasn't yet been witnessed.
"Even though the guy lost the fight, his entrance made him Auto-B.A.M.F."

"The man staring at me was an Auto-B.A.M.F. I didn't want to second guess him."
2. Auto-B.A.M.F.
adj. That which is B.A.M.F. based merely on first impressions, not skills.
Even though the guy was a wimp, his appearence made him Auto-B.A.M.F.
3. B.A.D.S.
phonetically pronounced ('badz), the acronym stands for Boot And Dump Stain. It is created when one person projectile vomits and defecates upon another person (presumably in retaliation for some offense), creating an unmistakable residue. Often, receiving a B.A.D.S. will induce one to vomit and/or defecate upon oneself. It is the ultimate insult in any situation.
Just once I'd love to give my boss the ol' B.A.D.S., before I quit.
4. B.A.S.E. Inc
Virginia based rap group whose original roster included Infinite Skillz and Killa D. They later added F.a.T. The meaning of the B.A.S.E. acronym is unknown but group's talent and popularity is unquestioned. Their first song, Real Emcees, was produced by DJ Wreckless in 2003.
B.A.S.E. Inc is about to blow the spot tonight
5. D.A.B.A.N
An entire rank higher than the original B.A.N status. This infers that the one mentioned is a Dumb Ass Bitch Ass Nigga. Used when one is in the act of being, or has aspired to nothing more than D.A.B.A.N status.



Ace: Dude your brother is being a fuckin douche lately!

C-Unit: Thats because he's a D.A.B.A.N.
6. C.O.B.A
COBA or "c.o.b.a" is an acronym that stands for: Check Out By Association.

a "COBA" (pronounced: côh-bá) occurs when an attractive person is associated with an ugly or "unattractive" person, and said ugly guy or girl gets checked out, just because he/she is physically with a good-looking or even "hot" human being.

A COBA is a very tricky thing, if a COBA is initiated and the ugly person (who is usually checked out last) believes it was for their own looks, it may give the ugly one a false sense of confidence, that may lead to terrible choices of fashion; in clothing, hat selections and even worse, terribly unjustified arrogance. But, when COBA is noticed for what it is, the unattractive person can instantly return to his/her cyle of quiet self loathing.

Whether it be for selfish reasons i.e: making themselves look better in comparison (see also; duff) or the more noble paths: need of wingman/wingwoman, actually likes ugly person as a person: the better looking person always has a reason to be with their homely counterpart. Someone who has done a COBA can read the bond between the two, then analyze it from there.
David: "Bro, that cutie in the brown dress just totally checked you out!"

Juan: "No way man, she is SO not into fat dudes, plus, she friggin' eye-raped you first, that was a total COBA"

David: "a what?"

Juan:" a C.O.B.A!: check out by association, she checked you out cos' she wanted to, and me because she wanted to try to comprehend our friendship, and/or why you'd hang out with an ugly guy."
7. B.A.D
Being
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Dick

B.A.D - A word used to describe your parents, friends, or anyone who is being a DICK.
"You're b.a.d, Dad."
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