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"dee-kilf" = distant cousin I'd like to fuck. ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!
MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with. FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie! MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon! ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age. MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson). ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf! MOM: What's that Honey? ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort? ANITA: I sure would. MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away. AUNT FLO: It sure is. |
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