"dee-kilf" = distant cousin I'd like to fuck.
ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!
MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.
FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!
MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!
ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.
MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).
ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!
MOM: What's that Honey?
ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?
ANITA: I sure would.
MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.
AUNT FLO: It sure is.