i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. 

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009

D Batteries 

The most difficult batteries for foreigners to ask for.

Foreign man: Yes, I would like D batteries.
Clerk: What kind?
Foreign man: D batteries.
Clerk: Yes, but what kind?

D Batteries by demetrimartin March 16, 2008

D Batteried 

The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.

Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.

D Batteried by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013

D BATT 

fat guy wit a fat dick

"Look at D BATT hangin off that dude"!!!

D BATT by crackerfool May 27, 2006

D-bate 

n. Very inferior debate grade. A failing mark given to an orator who prevaricates, sputters, interrupts and fakes a seizure to halt the procedure.

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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.

Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.

D-bate by gnostic3 October 1, 2020

I'd drink her bath water! 

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

dude#1:"Did you see Jessica Alba yesterday on the MTV Music Video Awards? She's so hot! I'd love to hit that!"

dude#2:"Hell ya! I'd drink her bath water!!!"

I'd drink her bath water! by StuckNIndiana June 28, 2006

I’d drink his bathwater

Meaning that the person whose bathing is so gorgeous/extremely attractive that they would drink their bath water for sexual pleasure

“OMG He is so fiiiiiine I’d drink his bathwater and be happy!” She said

I’d drink his bathwater by BAHY DEFUHNISHUHN September 9, 2023