4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor

A suspenseful and ominous song that every sailor knows means death and impending doom. Usually heard out at sea, avoiding this song should be your number 1 concern when sailing.

“Oh no, Spongebob, quick, Reel it in! Can”t you hear the music?! That’s a 4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor! Every sailor knows that means death!” - Eugene H. Krabs

4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor by BryanBKool November 20, 2020

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

Springsteen'd 

Going just a little farther than you should, to the point of it being awkward.

When everyone was heckling the new guy, Michael totally Springsteen'd it when he made fun of his gimp.

Springsteen'd by Joe Egbert February 1, 2009

Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D) 

The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.

-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom

-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist

-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home

Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.

Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!

Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D) by bvc55 July 28, 2012