SIMON'D 

When your courting game consists exclusively of annoying amounts of social media spamming and trying to guilt trip girls into "friend sleepovers" while acknowledging you are in the friend zone and not caring how desperate you are starting to look.

PERSON 1. "Did you hear that Kelly had to turn her phone off the notification spam got soo bad, now hes bought her tickets to dinner and a show....and is using it as leverage to try get her to sleep over?"

PERSON 2. "Shit man, shes getting proper simon'd....RIP"

SIMON'D by Morphiend June 14, 2017

Simon'd 

To be prepared for battle only to casually abandon your team without trying.

Wow buddy, you just Simon'd us back there when we needed you.

Simon'd by 44neverforgotten April 30, 2023

Simon Cowell’d 

That will be a no from me.

Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?

Simon Cowell’d by Luna Stark November 20, 2019