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15.
chodes; would rather bang their best bro over a slam piece
Matt and Jason McDaniel are d bags
by Idick April 12, 2010
 
16.
When referring to internet usage a d-bag could describe:
1. Anyone who uses a blog
2. Someone who posts comments on YouTube
3. People who constantly change their status update on facebook
4. Anyone who even knows what the fuck twitter is and why its relevant

In summary, anyone who uses the internet assuming that their life, thoughts and opinion are of any value to other people...
A: "Hey, I just went to Europe and wrote a blog about it, you should check it out..."
B: "Did the people in Europe realize what a d-bag you were or did they encourage you to become one?"

A: "This video is so funny, I seriously LMFAO =)"
B: " I can see the video just fine without reading your fucking comment...If your not a 12 year old prepubescent girl you probably shouldn't use gay tag lines...d-bag"

A: Hey, did you guys hear about this new thing called twitter?
B: Yeh, I can't believe they made something gayer than facebook...
A: What?! But celebrities write what their thinking and thats really important for my well-being...
B: You're such a d-bag
by halifornication November 10, 2009
 
17.
a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.
John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!

Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....
by xBlakzombie423x March 20, 2010
 
18.
Is an alternative way of saying douche bag, which is used to cleanse a dirty smelly vagina. Consisting of vinegar and water in a squeeze container, a D'Bag is like vaginal mouthwash. It may also be used to insult a person who, like a smelly vagina, is shunned by the general population.
James, who delivers audio equipment, is a D'bag.

Geeze Sally, better cleanse that smelly thing with a D'Bag.

She needs to hose that vag off with an industrial strength D'bag.

by Nathy April 12, 2008
 
19.
A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag
Someone ate my cooke
What a d-bag
by Kiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 03, 2012
 
20.
Very arrogant, self absorbed, ignorant, virginal
omfg That guy frank is a total d-bag, he's so full of himself.
by Biggerhead August 05, 2009
 
21.
The act of placing ones asshole on another's nose. Typically is performed at the same time as a t bag.
Daniel: "Why is my mouth so salty and why does it smell like shit in here?"

Josh: "Ha, Ha!! Dog, I totally gave you a d bag while t bagging you last night!!"
by ehc1 February 11, 2011