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1.
A teacher who's always absent.
Example 1:
"- What have you got now?
- Nothing bro
- Don't you have philosophy?
- No. I have D'Haussy..."

Example 2:
"Hey darling, haven't you got class?"
*waking up* "aww shit... wait a second I have d'Haussy"
*goes back to sleep*
by WHAT ?! December 06, 2012