| 225. | Gamer Girl Syndrome | ||
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When a girl acts as though she is God's gift to mankind, simply because she plays games. When she realizes that nerds and geeks will flock to her and shower her with attention for being a rarity - she does everything she can to ensure she continues to get said attention. Buying geeky accessories, joining groups like the D20 Girls, posting suggestive + geeky pictures to the Internet, fawning over Magic cards, incessantly talking about D&D, and basically wrapping herself and her identity up completely in being a nerdy/geeky/gamer - solely because it gets her the attention she couldn't get from ANYONE ELSE. Also known, in other subcultures, as a faker, wannabe, or poser. John: Dude, did you see the skanky picture Tracy posted of her d20 tramp stamp?
Smith: Yeah, I saw her. I bet she doesn't even know what THAC0 is. She's got a bad case of Gamer Girl Syndrome. |
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| 226. | hartville,ohio | ||
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A small town where everybody is miserable, though they'd never admit it. People here are bitchy and idiotic. Everyone thinks they're right about everything, and even when you know they're wrong and they know that they're wrong they still will argue with you. If you're pretty people look at you like you're from a different planet. The school's suck and the principals are jackasses, not to mention the students. Oh, the students. Let's see, everyone is pretty much clichéd. You've got the bitchy girls that think they run the school, that they're extremely popular, and that they're the smartest and best things to ever exist. Then you have the guys that only care about sports and girls. There's really no nerds, though, 'cause no one really is that smart to be classified as one. Oh, then there are the absolute FREAKS. Sadly, I know two of them. One of those people is just off the deep end and I think will be screwed up for life. The worst part is is that he thinks he's the coolest person. The other is a psychotic lesbian chick that if you ever make friends with clings around you (she will follow you everywhere, talks to you with the voice of a two year old, and randomly hugs you). There's many more clichéd people here, but I think you get my point.
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If you're Catholic people think you worship Mary and that you're Jewish. 90% of the people here are Baptist and force religion down everyone else's throats. |
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| 227. | scrub | ||
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R&B-Poptune A Scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly (also known as a buster) -- stick by "what they want", and usually sit on a broken tail bone. Also a term to describe Shoto-players --------- Capcom misprinted movelist marquees in the mid 90s for their fighting games to read "mash (punch/kick) for extra damage" (see: Ken's Kick Super) . People would mash keys to gain more points out of supers; even for supers where this feature wouldn't work. in SF2, people tried getting out of dizzy combos by mashing the buttons, which meant they were being dizzy combo'd to death constantly, and probably sucked. This term reached popular misuse within online games (StarCraft/TFC/ Disney ToonTown), when nerds started filing for the internet in droves, because their fighting game skills sucked. Nerds on Bnet/Quake/Halo would become shut-ins and 'remake' fighting game terms to fit online games, where they naturally have nothing to do with them. The proper and only term they're looking for is "n00b". 1) "Are you a bogan, or a scrub?"
"I'm on the bus so I'm a bogan, but I've got to see doct about my butt, idk" ---- 2)"omg I'm being thrown!" "Want a brillo pad Scrub?" "Why do you keep sniping me, scrub?" "Scrub? This is TFC, n00b". |
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| 228. | Ball High | ||
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Ball High School (AKA: Balls High School;BHS) is a VERY shitty school located in the dismal island of Galveston (Or, G-town as students attending BHS commonly say.) The education is deplorable. You either love BHS, or hate it. The nerds go to T-Stem, A special program that BHS says is for the smart people, but in truth, there are tons of idiots, as many as in normal Ball. The Ghetto people attend normal Ball. The dropout rate is around 20%. You can get some pretty good food at BHS. BHS is the prime place to see a wonderful fight, which typically occur around once a day, if not more. There's a rumor that UFC fighters come to train here. Most people sleep around frequently. Almost everyone has horrible taste in clothes, mostly coming from the cheap store "Rainbow". Personally, as a student, I LOVE ball high! It's great for one thing, and one thing only: the social aspect! It'd just be nice to have some form of education but otherwise, I love this school! Ball High Tors baby <3! KIT! (Keepin' it trill)
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| 229. | Nerd | ||
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1. Often synonomus with 'geek' when not refering archaicly to a circus performer. A nerd is usualy secluded from mainstream society, intelligence is not as much of an issue as interests or converstional skills. Though it is possible that a nerd is isolated by choice, chosing to avoid those who do not share his or her interests or percieved intellectual ability. more...
2. An intelligent person shunned or merely chided because of his or her grades or aptitude at certain subjects. Definition 1 and 2 can be true of a person simultaneously. 3. Likely, due to poular media being considered 'nerdy' by those exceptionally low on the cognitive spectrum. Many self delcared 'nerds' roam the streats. With no social obstacles to overcome these are hardly the nerds they try to emulate and often lack even basic levels of nerdlike obsession. At best a more accurate word for these would be "quirky". At worst a definition would be "An unexceptional and socially active person with a passing interest in Video games, Marvel Superheroes, Harry Potter or Star Wars" 4. Anyone who openly admits to liking Manga |
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| 230. | Beyer | ||
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A school in Modesto, California whose population could easily be described in quite the same way as the population of the rest of Modesto. If you go to Beyer you are most likely Mexican and either A.) Into drugs or B.) Into sports. Anyone else is usually a manga nerd, and there's manga nerds who are also into drugs and sports anyway. Beyer has some decent sports programs and a decent music program, but no one outside of Modesto cares or notices. Barely anyone IN Modesto notices. Beyer is constantly making their rules more strict, which has no affect on the students' habits of misconduct. The teachers and staff try endlessly to convince themselves and each year's freshmen class that Beyer is the best school in the state. This says something about the teachers, considering how they lie so blatantly to the students. The most predominantly used words in Beyer's vocabulary are most likely: "hella," "fuckin'," and "D-36" (D-36 is the disciplinary office) The most commonly used phrases in Beyer are most likely: "I forgot my lanyard!" and "Fuckin' campo is hella dumb!" All in all, Beyer is pretty much just like the rest of Modesto. Person One: "What team did our school totally cream last week at the football game again?"
Person Two: "Oh, that was Beyer." or Person 1: "Oh where did you go to High School?" Loser Who Still Lives In Modesto: "...Beyer." Person 1: "Oh..." (at this point the topic changes) |
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| 231. | Diploid | ||
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Diploid is a word that is typically used by the nerds of the 21st century. You would use the word as a name you would call someone if they made a stupid mistake or missed an answer on a test. The term originated in Laguna Middle School when a nerd noticed the term for a cell, diploid, sounded like a name you would call someone. The traditional method for "diploiding" someone is using your index finger to flick someone under the nose. This, however, proved to be too difficult and was changed to flicking someone with the nail side of your index finger anywhere on the face. The phrase commonly used for diploiding someone is, "Ya diploid, why'd ya do that?" It is supposed to be said with a very nerdy accent. "Ah, don't be such a diploid!" is also an acceptable phrase. "Ya missed number 13, ya diploid!!!!!"
"Why do ya have to be such a diploid!!!!" "Ya diploid!!! Ya diploid!!!! Ya diploid!!!!" |
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