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2. d bag
1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."
Most of my friends are d bags.
1. d bag
short for douche bag, someone who is socially disfunctional in some way. generally an ass hole, some one who does something shady and low to someone else
"hey mal talk to jason lately?"
"no he never called me back"
"what a d bag"
3. D Bag
Short for douche bag. Someone extremely lame.
He is such a D Bag!
4. D bag
chodes; would rather bang their best bro over a slam piece
Matt and Jason McDaniel are d bags
5. d bag
a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.
John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!

Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....
6. d bag
The act of placing ones asshole on another's nose. Typically is performed at the same time as a t bag.
Daniel: "Why is my mouth so salty and why does it smell like shit in here?"

Josh: "Ha, Ha!! Dog, I totally gave you a d bag while t bagging you last night!!"
7. D Bag
Someone you work with who you really dont like! (only works with co-workers)
Bob is such a fucking D Bag, he fucks everything up!
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