| 715. | Math | ||
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Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone to anything about. A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before. |
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| 716. | Lil Guy | ||
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A lil guy is your best friend and bro. A lil guy by no means must be littler than you, or little at all. It is a term that if you call someone it means that you guys are best friends. Lil guys are the coolest people who are always there for you. When saying lil guy out loud you must prolong the term like this: liiiill guuuyy. When non-lil guys call people lil guys it sounds unnatural and they do it to try to be popular. Lil guys are kind and funny and it is a word that should only be reserved for the best of your friends. It can be used to congratulate someone, make someone feel better, or if someone did something wrong. A lil guy is someone who you care a lot about and is your best friend. B: I got an A on my test!
J: Awww liill guyyy N: My girlfriend dumped me D: Aw lil guy! A: Aw liill guysss |
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| 717. | Nerd | ||
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Someone who has the complete knowledge (and then some) to create MDMA(ecstacy) and nootropics(permanent brain boosting smart drugs), but are too chicken and brainwashed governmentally to do it. Nootropics are non-toxic and increase IQ and memory while cognitive enhancers (like mercury) only give a temporary boost while leaving the brain toxic and worse than before. Nerds are joining the illuminati to screw us all, when, in the end, the illuminati will screw them first. Foolish freedom stealing nerds. Bill Gates has joined them. Rob Portman is an illuminati member. Tyranny WILL FALL! The NWO WILL FAIL! Dude A:Have you heard how nerds made a nootropic illegal?
Educated Person: Actually I read it online! How can they do that? Do they want us all to be morons or what! Dude B:It's all part of the NWO, man! They want us ALL to be dummies. They only want intellect for themselves with their crazy obsession with "genetic modification", which caused many deseases. Educated Person: Nerds think they own everything, when they all look like dick heads. Nerd: looks stereotypish Uh? Don't we all should eccept that I'm smarter than all of you. Only nerds with genetics and illuminati will control all. Killing 90 pur-cent of you, hahaha!. Educated Person: No one's talking to you. Shut up, Assface! Dude A: Yeah! SHut up! Dude B: Shut the hell up, "Nerd". (N)oob (E)ating Ronald (R)eagan's (D)ick! N.E.R.D. |
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| 718. | Samuel | ||
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Guys named Samuel are amazing people. But one in particular from YouTube "sammyboyz1547" is the one and only. He is Korean. He has soft fluffy short black hair, deep complextion, short, skimpy and skinny, big white smile, cutest puppy dog eyes, and bone structure. He is dumb in school, responsible, somewhere where mature and immature meet, well mannered, polite, sweet, kind, nice, forgiving, trustable, not a big mouth, artistic, creative, imaginitive, computer nerd, video game loving, amazing baseball player, suckish basketball player, dorky/nerdy, hyper, A.D.D., energetic, smiley, laughy and giggly, positive energy, happy 24/7, athletic, 100% funny, outgoing, spontaneous, roller coaster and heights feared, adorable, raspy voiced, catholic but doubting his faith, video game dork, great storyteller, talkative, bad listener, childish, mature-ish, dirty mouthed, messed up dirty minded, friendly, big smile, target loving, french obsessed, crush on colleen and anna n. and madison but should date colleen because she wanted that since 3rd grade for her to be mrs. colleen b., candy loving, dog lover, sport obsessed, crush on jennifer lopez and megan fox and katy perry, and apple and strawberry obsessed. Thats my crush---Sam 1. I LOVE YOU SAMUEL
2. Samuel Is Going To Be My Husband Even If I Have To Kidnap Him And Force Him 3. This Is A Secret 4. I HATE EVERYONE EXCEPT Theater Friends and Him and God |
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| 719. | Corpo-Communism | ||
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(abbr: Corporate-Communism)(n):
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(A) a revolutionary movement perpetrated by members of the Top-Most Upper-Class (TMUP) to create a uni-class (lower class), moneyless, and stateless social order structured upon debt owed to the TMUC and ownership of the total world GDP by the TMUC members of a world society. (B) a subversive political movement that is espoused by the Republican Party & the Tea Party. (C) any political movement with the goal of destroying local free-market Capitalism, in favor of global markets and international corporations which own total world GDP. (D) a subversive re-distribution scheme in which all value created in an economy is re-distributed to the Top-Most Upper Class. (E) a subversive economic philosophy in which the Top-Most Upper Classes own all property (both Physical and Intellectual), control all means of production, and all means distribution. (F) a psychological system in which individuals who have no vested interest in Corpo-Communism continually vote for politicians who support Corpo-Communism; political delusionalsim (G) a linguistic game in which politicians who support the tenets and goals of Corpo-Communism (ex. George W. Bush; Mitt Romney) use the language of Capitalism, the language of Religion, and the language of "old-timey American values" to fool the American population into voting them into power; a language system that exploits the language of the American Founders to trick Americans. |
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| 720. | Makrani Penis | ||
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Sex organ of a Makrani male. Being of dual Negro-Sudanese & Afro-Dravidian descent, it is significantly larger than the Indo-Iranian Penis, dwarfing both the Pakistani Penis & the Iranian Penis. Thus, scientific measurements reveal that the 'Makran Black Cobra' is, by a wide margin, the largest penis in Greater Pakistan & Greater Iran: more...
Ethnicity (Region) _ Lngth cm (in) . Ref Makrani (Sudan) .... 16.47 (6.48) .. a Makrani (Zambia) ... 15.78 (6.21) .. a Makrani (Angola) ... 15.73 (6.19) .. a Dravidian (Andhra) . 14.00 (5.51) .. b Pakistani (Pak.) ... 12.20 (4.80) .. a Iranian (Iran) ..... 11.58 (4.56) .. c Pakistani (Pak.) ... 11.43 (4.5) ... d References: a. Tatu Westling 'Male organ & economic growth: does size matter?' Uni. of Helsinki. Disc.n Paper Nu 335, 11 Jul 2011. MPRA Paper Nu 32706, mpra.ub.uni-muenchen.de/32706 b S Krishnamurti. 'Multi-Ethnic Indian Penis Size Study' in: '11th Biennial Meetg of the Asia Pac Soc for Sexual Med Oct 6-10, 2007, Jeju, Korea' J Sexual Med v5 sup5 (Dec 2008) 197-258 c D Mehraban e... |
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| 721. | Export English | ||
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To speak in a very slow manner so those with limited understanding of English can understand you better. Used extensively in conversations with foreigners whilst working abroad or in discussions with those new to the United Kingdom from say India. Also involves the use of simple words in simply constructed sentences. First expressed by Sir Alan Sugar on The Apprentice. 'W H A T, D O, Y O U, T H I N K, A B O U T, T H A T, I D E A, ?' followed by a nod (or waggle) of the head from the other party and my immediate response ' N O, T H A T, W A S, A, Q U E S T I O N, I, A M, S P E A K I N G, I N, EXPORT ENGLISH, S O, Y O U, C A N, U N D E R S T A N D, M E.
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