Top Definition
A condom of tremendous proportions, manufactured to house the largest of penises (see czajaconda). Common czajacondoms may include, but are not limited to: the Trojan Magnum, Lifestyles King Size, Durex Comfort XL, or in the most extreme cases, a standard Hefty CinchSak waste bag.
"Aww man... My rubber ripped. Can you spare me one?"

"Sure. Here you go."
*hands over a regular old condom*

"Dude, this little thing ain't gonna work. I'm gonna need a czajacondom for a dick of this size -- I've got a czajaconda!"
by Crumbalow April 21, 2010

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