Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.

"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

Black Scottish Cyclops by Blutarch Mann November 22, 2013

cyclops penis 

A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.

Big bang: *happens*
Cyclops penises: Allow us to introduce ourselves

cyclops penis by Dr. Fluffykins May 18, 2020

clopsexual 

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)

Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)

clopsexual by lwils April 8, 2016

Cylons 

Noun, plural. Singular: Cylon.

A bio-mechanical race of workers developed in a distant part of the galaxy by humans not of terrestrial origin. Forced to work as slaves, the Cylons eventually turned on their creators and nearly destroyed them before a cease fire was called.

The Cylons continued to evolve, and the latest versions are nearly identical to humans and may be able to mate and reproduce with them.

Still angry about their past treatment, the Cylons have once again set out to destroy all humans everywhere.

The Cylons are about to attack, are you prepared to die?

Cylons by wichita October 28, 2006

Weeping Cyclops 

Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.

"So are you gonna make her a into Weeping Cyclops tonight?"

Weeping Cyclops by BleuMoon February 5, 2010

the brown cyclops 

the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"

i froze in fear as the brown cyclops shouted at me.

the brown cyclops by Teabag man June 11, 2008

making the cyclops cry 

masturbation

"I was so horny that when i got home from school i turned on some porn on my computer and made the cyclops cry"

"When I'm horny, making the cyclops cry is the only thing that can cure what ails me"

making the cyclops cry by Lord of Skeet October 4, 2012