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cycle helmet isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. hairmet
A helmet with extra room built in so as to not mess up ones hair do.
I always wear my hairmet when i go cycling, keeps me safe and my hair looking good.
2. helmok
A helmet with a mohawk like plastic attachment on the top.
See picture from Helmet's Inc. A helmok is a mohawk helmet.
3. pocket bike
A tiny bike that has a small size 2 stroke motor most often 49CC which is 3 Cubic Inches... (0.049 Liter)and some can do up to 50 MPH. most often ridin' by little kid at age 8 and up and sometimes highschool kids in their late teens. It is usually a japanese style sports bike, crotch rocket but can be a chopper as well (often 110cc). Some have working lights, turn signals, electric starts. This bike is also capable of scoring me $1400+ in fines via 7 traffic Violations!
No issurance (Not possible)
Driving with a suspended license (For this? are you an idiot?)
No Registration (has no year, make, model, VIN)
No Helmet
No Headlight (Neither do bicylces)
Riding on public highway (I was riding on the side walk)
Defective Equipment (nothing was defective)
And I was let off with the Loud Exhaust and nose orderance it was a "gift".
Alex: Yo can you come pick me up? i just got pulled over 5 miles from my house, can you come pick me up i got my pocket bike with me,
Friend: What the hell happened? Break?
Alex: No, ****** * **** ***** ** * **** PIG cop pulled me over doing 10 MPH minding my own business on the side walk. $1400+ 7 tickets and gotta walk my bike home.
Friend: thats ****n G*y
Alex: Ya i know... lets get back @ them.
4. donor bike
A donor bike is a ridiculously small mini-motorcycle that has become a nationwide menace the past few years. Donor bikes are identified by the presence of an idiot behind the handle bars, no helmet and a blatant disregard for traffic rules. Additionally, 80% of riders at some point become organ donors after the required fatal crash.
"Look at Jose on his new donor bike!!! Hope his organ card is updated!"
5. GSX-R
A motorcycle that was once on top for performance, but like everything in history, it now loses due to new designs from the other manufacturers. In 2005 the new "Gixxer" was king, in 2008 it is now dead last. Motorcycles are updated every 2 years with complete redesigns every 4 years. The cycle will continue and with all the manufacturers fighting to be number 1.

The GSX-R is not the be all end all of sport bikes and is usually piloted by someone new to bikes who has no clue how to handle the power, and only bought it cause its a GIXXER! Usually accompanied by someone riding in a wife beater, shorts, flip flops, and optional helmet.
Gixxer Guy: "Dude I floored it in first, pulled the front tire off the ground by some hunnies and the were freakin out. This bike is the best bike ever created."

Ninja Guy: "Dude, wheres your helmet?"

CBR Guy: "Hey let's go hit some twisties."

*** Half hour later

Ninja Guy: "Dude where did Gixxer guy go?"

CBR Guy: "Oh man, we lost him around turn one. The typical GSX-R rider is less of a threat than a Ninja 250 with your grandma riding."

Ninja Guy: "Ha you're right."

CBR Guy: "Haha."
6. Air hair
In the same vein as the term 'bed head', what rather unstylistically results from exposing a head of hair to the open air whilst cycling without the use of a helmet, i.e. a random rearrangement of hair strands.
'Boris doesn't wear a helmet y'know'

'Yes and he pays the price by getting air hair'

'He must cycle a lot then'

'What makes you say that?'

'He always has air hair'
7. snowtorcycle
A motorcycle you ride in the snow.,
"Put your helmet on when you ride your snowtorcycle!"
"There's lots of snow out there! Let's take the snowtorcycles out for a spin!"
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