Top Definition
1. When you, out of boredom, hear the sign-in sound and immediately drop everything (if anything) you're doing to send whoever it was a message* only moments after.

You are the cyberglomper

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2. When you come home, sign in to your favorite IM program, and are IMMEDIATELY attacked by a chat window*.

You are the cyberglompee.

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*Said chat windows usually contain an expression of joy that was typed in caps and possibly also an emoticon.
Example #1:

Friend(?): *signs in*
You: *cyberglomps* ZOMG HAI!!! xD

Example #2:

You: *signs in*
Friend(?): *cyberglomps* YAAAAAAY!!!!! ^_^
by MintyFreshness January 07, 2010

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