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Cyberbilly 

A person from the country that has discovered technology, and has an industrious if somewhat partial understanding of it.
"Bubba used t'be a hillbilly. Now he's a cyberbilly, got'im a job in Silicon Valley an' everything"

"Is that cyberbilly posting pictures of his truck on MySpace again?"
Cyberbilly by Jesse Hattabaugh February 5, 2009

cyberfasting 

Taking a break from social networking sites and random time-killing online activities. You still use e-mail and take care of important things (like bills, if you do those online), but avoid instant messaging, YouTube, Twitter, MySpace and Facebook (exceptions: it's the only or best way to get in touch with someone about real-life activities.

The goal is to de-ADD your life and reduce any unhealthy drain on your time and energy so you are more connected to and productive in the real world, ideally making some people happier and healthier who seem addicted to the internet. It can make you more focused and productive.

Being accused of procrastination, stalking/"stalking", having no life, etc. are all signs you need to cyberfast. In some cases, drama magically occurs less and less!
1.
Guy 1: Dude, I haven't seen you on Facebook or AIM in a week! I thought you were dead.
Guy 2: Naw, man, I was just cyberfasting. I get too addicted to cyberspace sometimes! I never get anything done.
Guy 1: Oh, snap--I should do that. Some girl thinks I'm stalking her just because I LOL at all the funny crap she posts all day.

Guy 2: SHE should cyberfast, too.

2.
Lindsay Lohan went on a cyberfast and everyone thought she had been kidnapped or gone to rehab when she disappeared from cyberspace for a few weeks.
cyberfasting by DojiMaidori September 29, 2009

cybercillin

programs that help protect a computer from unwanted malware, bots, trojans, spyware, and invasions. Firewalls, antivirus programs and search and destroy protective software are all examples of cybercillin.
My computer picked up some kind of horrible bug and won't even boot properly now. I don't know how this happened, because I had good cybercillin running on it.
cybercillin by petuniafarmer January 31, 2009

Cyberfriend 

being friends with a person you have not met face to face but you are still friends with each no matter what.
"hey i got a new Cyberfriend"
Cyberfriend by jk,jn December 30, 2016

cyberballs 

Having intimidating characteristics over e-mail or instant messenger, but is timid and shy during face-to-face interactions.
He had cyberballs in his e-mail, but when I saw him in person he did not have the same level of conviction.
cyberballs by CraigLox June 9, 2007

Cyberfart 

Someone who floats around online with no purpose in life annoying people. Similar to a common fart. They are not a good person, neither a bad person, just annoying.

A cyber fart typically spams social networks like Reddit submitting hundreds of links everyday.
That cyberfart has floating around reddit today, I think I will just ignore him and hope he goes away.
Cyberfart by Crappy99 July 15, 2017