(n)one who attempts to identify another's homosexuality, but in the process of mispronouncing the term, results in one's self being accused of homosexuality
-derived from the term 'closet queer,' which is used to identify a person, usu. male, that is homosexual but has not made it publicly known.
"Mike, you're such a cwoset queer..... oh wait.... I meant.... aw shit."