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(n)one who attempts to identify another's homosexuality, but in the process of mispronouncing the term, results in one's self being accused of homosexuality

-derived from the term 'closet queer,' which is used to identify a person, usu. male, that is homosexual but has not made it publicly known.
"Mike, you're such a cwoset queer..... oh wait.... I meant.... aw shit."
by Nicky Higgs July 14, 2006

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