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catupuncture 

the kneading action of a cat with its paws, while sitting on a human, resulting in tiny claw pricks in the skin, similar to acupuncture. Usually performed on the chest or breast of the human, while the human is petting the cat.
I know when my cat, McGee, is content because he starts purring and performing catupuncture on me. This does not make me content!
catupuncture by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008
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Cut up is a term used used in the New Orleans and all over the south. It has multiple meanings as well.

When at a party friends can hype you by saying “cut up hoe” this is similar to saying fuck it up or get it friend!!

Cut up also is used to describe behavior. If you are being bad or mischievous your parent might ask you why your cutting up in school

In an argument it can be used as a way to describe emotions. If your about to get in a fight and you say that you “cut up” you are saying that your a crazy fighter or a good fighter.
Girl at a party-“Ooo my song is coming on I’m finna cut up!”

Mother to child-“When we walk in the store you bet not cut up or ima beat yo ass”

In an argument-“Keep talking to her like that and she gone cut up. You better leave her alone.”
Cut up by Maya Elise April 1, 2019

Cutus Patootus

Look at him. He's a cutus patootus.
Cutus Patootus by Jscam February 4, 2017

cuteposting 

The act of typing in a way that is meant to be overly cute. This may or may not include emoticons, dashes to imply stuttering, emotes, tildes, referring to oneself in third person or media to accompany the message.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Person 3 around?
Person 2: Yeah, they’ve been cuteposting a lot in general chat.
Person 3: H-hello! Person 3 heard you were looking for them? ;w; I-is Person 3 in trouble? unu
Person 2: See what I mean?
cuteposting by sumchikoontendy August 21, 2019

Cuntuppance

Wilbur suffered his cuntuppance then rage quit.
A word used to describe someone who is cute. The suffix -pie is put on the end to make the person saying it sound sweet.
However, -pie can be put on the end of any word.
Such as : delusionalpie, fagpie, jerkpie, meenpie, adorablepie, scarypie, disgustingpie, sexypie.

Originated by Hii-kun from GaiaOnline, when she accidentally called her friend Steve a "babypie".
Bri : Curses! *stubbed toe*
Steve : CUTEPIE ^______^
Bri : ... What the hell is wrong with you? XD
cutepie by Hii July 26, 2005
1)refering to a male or male group considered by outsiders to be attractive

2)to be "fly"

3)to have an abnormally and unproportionally large penis
look at cutrupi hes so handsome!

im so like cutrupi

My girlfriend from monstersofcock.com sucked my cutrupi
cutrupi by asASDFGHJKL;' March 3, 2008