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Cucknugget 

A cuck is a man whose wife sleeps with other men.
A nugget is a man who has no limbs.

A cucknugget is a man whose wife sleeps with other men, and cannot physically stop her from doing so because he has no arms or legs.
The cucknugget shed a single tear, his limbless torso propped up against the sofa, forced to watch his wife being passionately pounded by the strapping young man.
Cucknugget by Lokaris May 30, 2016
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Tasty Anal Nutnuggets 

When you solidify semen by freezing it into nugget shape, then insert it into a woman's anus, waiting for it to melt and leak out before being served to the man eating ass.
Person 1: Last night, my girl made me some tasty anal nutnuggets, it was great.

Person 2: Damn, I wish my girl would dare to do something more than feet shit.
any former students of Coach Hines
dont you do it yamanashi, dont you cry you little futnugget.
futnugget by puhhhhdin September 1, 2009

Cuntnugget 

piece of dried up blood in girls vag
i was gonna eat her out but there was a big cuntnugget in there
Cuntnugget by ahabingnag January 29, 2008

DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.
Person1: Hey bro! I just banged ur cousin!
Person2: Wow, your a DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

cuntnugget 

a derogatory term used to refer to an annoying, bitchy, or otherwise unfavorably viewed person, which compares the referent to a piece of dried period blood, cum (male or female) or some other refuse found in an unclean vaginal cavity, or on the surrounding labia
"{something bitchy or annoying}"

"Shut the fuck up you dumb cuntnugget!!"
cuntnugget by sirgillius March 1, 2010

Cuntnugget 

An asshole who is being a dumbass and should be shot for it.
"Hey you know who kicks ass? Coldplay"
"No they don't, you stupid little fucking cuntnugget asshole."
Cuntnugget by Ben March 24, 2004