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To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?
Pooo! Someone's cut the cheese!
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003
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(v.) To fart.
Who cut the cheese? Oh, nevermind, Elitist just walked in the room.
by Gumba Gumba May 12, 2004
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To pass gas, or to fart.

The term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.

(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)
Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who cut the cheese?!

Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!

Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!

LATER...

Daryl: What's that smell...?

Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.

Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!
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To Fart;Let out gas
instead of saying so imporperly "did you fart?" yo ask "did u cut the cheese"
"Hey Charles did you cut the cheese cause it smells like &%$@"
by Yossi A October 12, 2005
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1) To fart
2) To cut into a large piece of cheese
Billy-Bob cut the cheese.
by what's it 2 u July 11, 2005
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1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.
'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.
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when some one farts.
who cut the cheese
by porra6 July 31, 2008
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