Custurd Apple

Organically grown Custard Apple, using turd compost

They were selling Custurd Apple at the farmer's market

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Bitch custurd

Bitchyness so hard its oozing. There's so much bitchyness that it becomes a substance of it's own.

You hear this lady over here the bitch custurd is so strong

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Bitchyness so hard its oozing. When theres so much bitchyness that it becomes a substance of its own.

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When someone swallows so much cum they begin to cough it up

God look at her go she's going to be such a custard dragon later

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Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz

He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.

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BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

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A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

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